Friday 29 July 2022

Thor: Love And Thunder (2022)

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Makes so many of the typical action/comedy sequel errors seen in MIB2/Blade 2/Anchorman 2/Toy Story 2 etc. Jokes are brought back from the previous movie and stretched into tedium, the careful tightrope-walk of tone tips over into distancing cartoonishness, heavy slabs of pathos are dropped into a film that can't support it, and modified versions of certain elements are ported over without success.

Instead of Thor smashing up hellspawn to Led Zeppelin, he's doing a Bugs Bunny act through owl aliens to Guns N Roses. Instead of Jeff Goldblum funnelling his persona into a vain cruel despot, we have Russell Crowe doing the same, except he's playing a children's book Zeus with a terrible Greek accent and a tacky cartoonish lightning bolt symbol as a weapon. For the British actor as the main villain with an indirect grudge against Thor, in place of Cate Blanchett's arch performance there's Christian Bale giving a straight dramatic rendition of a grieving father.

There are some big wasted opportunities - Thor with the Guardians is binned ten minutes in (I appreciated how much cruft Waititi swept away at the start of Ragnarok, but this felt like something he could have actually done a lot with, especially considering how poor the alternative turned out to be), and most egregiously they bring Natalie Portman back and give her an interesting set-up as Mjolnir-powered Jane then mostly waste it by giving her cancer and killing her off, with most of her time before that spent negotiating her romantic relationship with Thor.

It doesn't have the stylistic flair of Ragnarok. One of the few new jokes is that 'screaming goat' meme that was popular about ten years ago, and is repeated constantly. A lot of the logic doesn't hold up. Valkyrie doesn't get to do much, nothing new is done with Korg and arguably he's overused.

If I had to watch one of the three non-Ragnarok Thors again, I genuinely am not sure which one I'd pick.

Rating: Bad.

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