War Horse (2011)

I only made it an hour through this. Painfully mawkish with laughably didactic dialogue throughout and a level of animal intelligence more suited to the Babe films. "Well well, look at you. Whoever taught you that saved your life," was the last line I heard before turning off, spoken by one shiny-eyed young man about another, to a horse which had just, in two seconds flat, trained another horse to wear a harness.

Rating: Bad